parties officially ended their relationship.

“Sign onto HS! Sign HS sign HS!”

Fu Xiu Nian was like a duckling, following right behind Chen Yi and he wouldn’t leave his side for any reason.
When Chen Yi walked in front of the bathroom door, he seemed to recall something and slowed his footsteps to a pause.
Fu Xiu Nian couldn’t stop in time and bumped right into his back.
He yelled out in pain before quickly backing off and holding onto his nose.

Chen Yi lowered his eyes, 

“What are you following me for? Are you a three year old wanting to drink some milk?”

Fu Xiu Nian said with his hand still over his nose, 

“You don’t even have milk.”

And then walked into the bathroom, staring at the mirror at his face.
He nervously poked his nose a few times and, seeing this, Chen Yi leaned against the doorway as he said, 

“Hoh.
Stop pinching.
You’ve pinched it for so many years now, is it going to fall if you bump it once or twice?”

Fu Xiu Nian puffed up with anger like a little child throwing a tantrum.
He smacked Chen Yi as he said, 

“If my nose falls off, it’s because you bumped into it! Compensate me!”

Chen Yi laughed, 

“Alright, let’s go.
I’ll send you to Thailand to fix your face.”

Fu Xiu Nian puffed up with even more anger, 

“Other people go to Thailand to change their sex.”

Chen Yi walked into the bathroom and closed the door behind him.
He scrutinized Fu Xiu Nian as he said, 

“Your waist is so thin.
If you change your sex, you should be prettier than a woman.”

Seeing his actions, Fu Xiu Nian subconsciously wanted to escape, but he was pulled back by Chen Yi.
Chen Yi whispered with a low voice beside his ear, 

“Didn’t you want to follow me? What, not going to anymore?”

Fu Xiu Nian pretended to be very calm, 

“I’ll follow you after a bit.
I won’t bother you now since you’re showering.”



Chen Yi didn’t let go, smiling like a cat that caught the canary, 

“What do you take me for? You want to follow, then you follow; you don’t want to follow, and so you don’t follow anymore, hmm?”

The shower above them suddenly turned on, and following the pitter-patter of the water, steam slowly rose in the air.
It seemed to cover their eyes in a sense of false reality and the moment Fu Xiu Nian lost himself to his senses, he was pushed up against the wall and kissed to the heavens by Chen Yi.
He dazedly felt the man above him feeling out his waist and then lightly biting his earlobe. 

“Quite strong and flexible…… quite thin……”

Water droplets were sliding down Chen Yi’s masculine face and at this moment, he was surrounded by a wild and dominant kind of sexiness.
He held up Fu Xiu Nian’s slipping body and smiled wickedly as he said, 

“If I danced with you a couple of days ago, perhaps my condition would be a bit better.”

Fu Xiu Nian couldn’t hear what Chen Yi was saying and his eyes suddenly registered a new environment as the two of them rolled themselves from the bathroom to the bed.

Saturday at 8pm, the finals for << Life Changes with a Dance>> was broadcasted.
Quite a few antis were sitting in front of their screens, ready to start typing away with their fingers.
Chen Yi had only learned two months of dancing, so it would be as easy as pie to find fault anywhere, and each one of them were anxious with glee to try.

Chen Yi’s fans were already prepared, ready to press down on any antis that jumped up.
No matter how many, they would stomp them all out!

Zhang Duo’s teams were so-so, and actually, Ying Zi Lao-shi’s Shao Jia Jia and Jin Qiu went beyond people’s expectations, with the elegant and beautiful performance of their << Great Dunhuang >>.
Occasionally there were some parts that were lacking but it was fairly free from mistakes.
At this point, they could be said to be the best pair yet, but everyone’s eyes were on somewhere else.
After suffering through the commercials the program stuffed in, it was finally down to the performance of Chen Yi and Deng Zhang Ting.

Chen Yi’s long and lean body, with his right hand holding his long sword against the back of his hand, and his eyebrows with a murderous aura, contrasted with Deng Zhang Ting’s light and flowy dance robe, with her gentleness and elegance.
Underneath the lights of the stage, it created this false yet real feeling of shadow and light, this ethereal sense.
The moment the music started, their auras and charisma were already miles ahead of the previous teams.

The sword in Chen Yi’s hands seemed to have its own soul.
In its movements, it left only the faint imprints of its shadows, blurring the eyes of those who tried to follow its path.
It could only be described as beautiful. 

And when he flew up in the air, the grand lights behind him could only be described as the background wallpaper, like the moon shining against a clear river, his body was like the wind chasing the waves, perfectly meshing with Deng Zhang Ting’s gentle flexibility, mesmerizing all the audience that saw this in person.
So there was no doubt that even the people in front of their screens were dazed out of their minds from the beauty.

The moment the performance was completed, everyone finally came back to their senses.
Chen Yi’s fans were at the point where they were unable to stop their internal screaming, posting threads by the second, blowing Chen Yi up to the heavens with their compliments.

 

AHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHH Chen Yi how could you be so handsome!

How could you be so A!3

You hooked all of our souls away did you know did you know!!!

And also……

Those antis that said Chen Yi would be on stage performing radio calisthenics crawl out onto the floor right now!!!

A gentleman with his swords will always be the method to show off a unique charisma that belonged to him.
Quite a few people sitting in front of their monitors fell in love with his attitude of having nothing drag him down, the actions of someone who was so self confident, especially that last camera frame on Chen Yi with his murderous and sharp eyes, slaughtering the hearts of the girls who saw him.

AHHHH AHHH AHHH I’m going to turn crazy for you! Slam my head into the wall for you!


Some fans immediately went online to find some high quality videos, and they clipped and clipped and clipped.
After a very simple ps, they immediately uploaded their work on all major platforms, and also edited a simple cut of Chen Yi and Deng Zhang Ting’s dance performance, salivating over their hotness and also over their bodies.

>> Who said that Chen Yi did not have the skills huh! Let me pummel you to death! Any motherfucking action Chen Yi does could make me shatter all my bones wu wu wu!! So hot!! So cool!! My ovaries are exploding, my hormones are out of control.
Tonight I am Fu Xiu Nian, please let me sleep with Chen Xiao-Yi for once!!

 

>> Hahahaha I don’t know if Chen Yi’s professional or not with his dance performance, but his martial arts skills are definitely top notch.
I could only see the shadows left behind by his sword swings.
Is this really only two months of learning how to dance?!

>> My Yi-Ge has been reborn from the ashes! Niu Hu Lu4 Chen Yi has returned!

>> He’s handsome that’s for sure.
And he’s really really good looking that’s for sure, but the only thing I want to know is…… where in the world did he take his dancing classes for those two months? I beg with a petition written in my blood for the address!!!

>> Count me in for the petition written in blood!!

>> +10086

Chen Yi would occasionally look at the comments online and he found that within one night, there were many comments that said they wanted to sleep with him.
He couldn’t help but say to Fu Xiu Nian, 

“Look.
There are so many people who want to sleep with me, you should really treasure these precious times we have now.”

Lying on the bed, Fu Xiu Nian silently tightened his hands into fists and raised his eyes to look up at Chen Yi, 

“They want to sleep with you, and I let you sleep with me.
Can that be the same?”

 

 

Notes:

*1 I can’t find a english translation from a very cursory search, but this is based on the poem of Ode to Gallantry by Li Bai, the search results just show the film and novel based on this by Jin Yong, which I believe has a page on novelupdates.
But in any case, this poem is about the high skill and hidden fame of youxias which are like wandering vigilantes or heroes of the people, and their glory and aura, their passion and their lifelong belief in what they do for name or to help otherwise for the people and save them, using their life to change their surroundings, and how it is something freeing and great. 

 

Which on that note, Li Bai is a very very famous poet (I don’t think I can forget all those poems I had to memorize when I was young.
Most memorable and I think pretty much everyone would know is, called in english, Quiet Night Thought), and Jin Yong is also a famous author for quite a few wuxia novels, and also quite a few popular adaptations in tv and film were made based on those novels that I grew up with in childhood like The Deer and the Cauldron, The Smiling, Proud Wanderer, or if you recall from volume 1, a tv drama Lu Qi and Huo Ming Chen was watching, and was used as metaphor, The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber.

*2 Du Fu is also another famous poet and Gong Sun Dang Lang is a famous sword dancer.
She’s usually referenced as Gong Sun Dang Lang, but the Dang Lang can be a way to refer to an older female, like an aunt, hence the author just uses Gong Sun in the other sentence.
She’s also sometimes referenced as Gong Sun in some literature but is usually called Gong Sun Dang Lang. 

 

Du Fu wrote a poem about her once when he saw her dance when he was young and how there would be crowds of people who came to watch her, and basically saying how great she was, kind of like how the author described Chen Yi’s dance where when she moved, she was like the dragon in the sky, when she stationery, she was like the waves of the ocean holding its shadow, and the gleam on her sword was like Hou Yi who shot 9 suns down from the sky, and so forth.

*3 “A” as in the A in ABO.
They mean here how Chen Yi could be so “alpha” or if you don’t know ABO, take it as the term you probably have heard as alpha male.  

 

Plum: D8 I can’t believe this has like………become colloquial.
(( ´∀`))

*4 What they’re saying here is sort of like a meme i guess(?) born from this show called “Empresses in the Palace” and of the main character who is heavily involved in the “politics” if you will of the imperial court and the wives of the Emperor.
This girl was once so innocent, turns coldhearted and scheming, kind of growing up to be more knowledgeable and able to keep everyone she wants to protect safe (and she takes on a name change into Niu Hu Lu so hence it gets turned into the phrase where if you put it in front of a name, it means that the person has grown this kind of change).
In this case, the old useless Chen Yi is gone and here now is the brand new, strong, skillful, amazing, so much better, and becoming “anew” from the old useless filled with bad press and negative image issues Chen Yi.

 

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