Don’t Be a Kept Man

ooked at him, like a wolf staring at his prey.
He suddenly asked,

“Am I handsome?”

“Yes.”

“Am I cool?”

“Yes.”

“Am I good?”

“Yes.”

“Want to be my partner?”

“Yes.”

The moment this came out, it took Fu Xiu Nian a few seconds to process what he just said.
His pupils dilated and he unconsciously wanted to take a look at Chen Yi but his head was held tight by the other’s hand on the back of his head.

“Ok.”

And in a place where Fu Xiu Nian could not see, the corners of Chen Yi’s mouth twitched up, but his voice still held its usual annoyance and impatience, 

“I don’t really have a high bar for my partner to reach, don’t really have anything much to wish for.
Just someone who can be hardworking and diligent for the family.
Although your cooking is pretty bad, considering how you have been doing better lately, I will lower my expectations a bit.”

The feelings that Fu Xiu Nian had right now were comparable to a poor man who suddenly won a million dollar lottery ticket prize.
These feelings were so displaced that he felt like he was dreaming.
It made the air feel like it was low on oxygen and he moved his neck, wanting to escape Chen Yi’s hold, but in the end, the other only slightly used his strength to pull him into his embrace fully.

Fu Xiu Nian was being pressed onto the car window by Chen Yi and his cheeks were slowly reddening, to the point where the tips of his pale ears could be bleeding.
It was as if he was a rabbit that could be so easily bullied.

But Chen Yi was naturally the devilish type, loving the most to bully someone.

Both of his hands fell onto the thin waist of Fu Xiu Nian and his fingers squeezed, bringing along a random ticklish feeling.
The other was made unable to push him back and Chen Yi raised his eyebrow up, with his mouth pushing upwards into a terrible devilish smile that made Fu Xiu Nian burn red again, with his pulse flying up to the moon. 

“You don’t agree? If you don’t want to, then just say it.
I would never force someone.”

And then he prepared as if he was going to let go which made Fu Xiu Nian freak out and hurry to hold onto the hands by his waist.
He stuttered out, 

“I…… I didn’t say I don’t want to……”

The other was Chen Yi, how could he……

How could he not be willing……

Hearing this, Chen Yi leaned back closer to him.
His handsome face, he was so hot that it could make others faint, and Fu Xiu Nian seemed to sense what was coming.
His eyelashes started shaking nonstop and then a hot burning sensation on his lips stopped every movement.

There was no logic or structure to Chen Yi’s kiss, but it was as dominant and conquering as his personality.
The slight moans that would occasionally leak out from their exchange of tongues rang out quietly and Fu Xiu Nian felt like he was being swallowed up.
He couldn’t help but want even more, being led to accept everything, letting Chen Yi do whatever he wanted.

Chen Yi was bold and was not scared of any possible paparazzi taking photos.
He pressed Fu Xiu Nian against the car window, flipping him around and around with his kisses, and only stopped until his tongue was aching in pain slightly.

“Chen Yi……”

Fu Xiu Nian held onto his neck, out of breath and his eyes were tearing up from the excitement that had just been brought on to him.
His eyes tinged a little red, and he started to bump his head against Chen Yi lightly like a little cat.

Chen Yi held him by the chin and slightly turned to kiss him.
Fu Xiu Nian’s lips were bruised red, as if they were dripping blood.
He could only hear Chen Yi say by his ear,

 “I have something to tell you.”

Hearing this Fu Xiu Nian clenched his hands tighter around Chen Yi’s neck, 

“What?”

Chen Yi: “I could be done for in the future.”

He had said such honest words in front of so many reporters, it would be weird if Zhou Ming did not stamp his career to death.

Fu Xiu Nian paused, 

“…… Weren’t you already done for in the beginning?”

Chen Yi’s hands swirled around and around on his waist, 

“Even if I was, I still had enough for a meal.
Right now I’m just going to be put on the backburner and so air will be the only thing I can eat.”

Fu Xiu Nian had become so sensitive because of him, and his body felt like it was falling apart.
He held onto Chen Yi with reddened ears, 

“No…… no problem.
I can support you……”

The system rang out with perfect timing: 

[ Ding! ]

Chen Yi coldly said in his heart, 

“Fuck off.”

[ …… ]

Li Su Li had already started the court case with GE and for the past few days, had been publishing non stop on weibo all the evidence for the scripted personas.
Who knew what she was thinking as she even leaked out Chen Yi’s script that Zhou Ming gave to him before.

There were quite a few people that had chased << I Came From Far Away >> since its filming and hearing this, most, if not all of them, immediately went on weibo to watch the drama go down.
But this one look made them all jump in shock.
GE was not only terrible, they were absolutely definitely rotten to the core!

The script for the program was perfectly written down to the last detail.
Clearly and visibly stating that Chen Yi will slack off when the others were working and pretend to be sick when it came to his turn to cook.
The more he could pull antis, the more he acted even worse.
Many of these netizens living for the drama watched the program on one hand, and with the other, held onto the script, following it line by line.
The most shocking was that the script and the events happened almost perfectly.

The only difference was the last two days of Chen Yi’s actions, as it said very clearly that he needed to slack off in the fishing competition, but everyone with eyes could see that he went down into the water himself to help out Fu Xiu Nian.

All netizens have an eye for such underlying potential relationships.
Before they had their own bias against Chen Yi, so no matter which way they looked, they would hate him.
But when it was known that he was being forced to uphold the persona, they had a different mentality when watching the program.
They watched one episode, and then they couldn’t stop until all seven episodes were binge watched.
And with this, quite a few people were falling unexpectedly for his charm.

>> Mommy! How could it feel so good when this man roasts someone else with that kind of attitude! My head’s going to fall off from all this laughing hahahaha! Fu Xiu Nian’s so pitiful for being roasted so hard everyday!

>> That cool and handsome man is called Chen Yi? The Yi from memory?

>> No, it’s the Yi from billions of millions…… HAHAHA Sorry I really can’t hold it in anymore, I’m going to pee my pants from laughing.
He and Fu Xiu Nian have such a good CP feeling.

>> I was more focused on how he could use a tiny piece of rock to kill…… oh no, make a chicken faint.

Following the popularity of this event, the more it reached the general population.
A few days later, there was a verified fan with magic editing skills that uploaded into the Edited Sketches section, a video called << Let’s talk about those that have been roasted by Chen Yi in all those years >>, and successfully created a perfect template for those antsy and impulsive netizens who wanted to do the same.
Numerous videos then started to be uploaded like buds sprouting after rain.

<< Those Years Chen Yi Roasted Fu Xiu Nian >> — This was the CP section.

<< A Master in the Making: Chen Yi >> — This was the Martial Arts section.

<< How To Anger Your Manager To Death >> — This was the General Science section.

That day when Zhou Ming had quietly muttered to Chen Yi at the doors of GE, it had all been recorded by the reporters.
Those netizens with many talents under their belts could quickly type up what Zhou Ming said through the movements of his lips.

Zhou Ming: “You should know what you should say.”

Chen Yi: “Crystal clear.”

Reporters: “Is it true?”

Chen Yi: “It’s true.”

Everyone naturally was laughing their ass off, but there were still a few antis that piped up with their suspicions.

>> I personally think that there’s not much to consider whether GE had the persona created for him or not, because as far as I know, Chen Yi privately has a terrible personality.
There’s not much of a difference between that so-called scripted persona vs his real self.

Half an hour later, Chen Yi came online himself to reply.

[ There is.
The difference between me taking the initiative to roast someone and you yourself finding the need for a scolding. ]