Don’t Be a Kept Man

ao Feng Wu wanted to mooch off dinner before heading off so he didn’t leave, sitting quietly to pass the time, when two knocks came from the entrance, so loudly that the dust was vibrating in the air.

“Is there anyone here?! Open the door!”

De Gui impatiently went over, 

“Who is it! Who is it! So noisy! Master hasn’t come back today, so we’re not open for business!”

That person was not willing to let it go, 

“It’s a matter about a human’s life! Quick, go find Qian Lang-zhong! My mom’s almost at her last breath!”

De Gui could only open the door, and he was greeted with the sight of a fairly muscular man carrying an elderly woman on a door with another old man.
They had parked themselves right in front of the doors to Hui Chun Tang and the moment the muscular man saw De Gui, he dropped to his knees onto the ground with a loud “pang”, 

“Physician, I beg of you, you must save my mother!”

De Gui could recognize him.
This man was Jiang Ping An, a jail guard who worked at the local office.
He was addicted to gambling, always losing all that he had earned and even what his family had saved up which made his mother faint from anger one too many times.

De Gui crouched down and pried Jiang’s mother’s eyes open before testing her breathing through her nose and the pulse on her wrist before saying, 

“Ack, this I really cannot treat.
The woman is not breathing, and my master’s gone to the neighbouring village to diagnose and treat another family.
You best hurry to Qian Jin Tang and get her checked there.
I cannot help you at all.”

Hearing his words, Jiang Ping An, as a proper male of 7 feet, suddenly burst out crying.
He stuffed a small scattered amount of silver taels into De Gui’s hands, 

“I did go, but they said if I can’t pay their fee upfront, they won’t treat her.
And then even when I tried, they said they couldn’t do anything.
My mother was originally breathing, but now that they have delayed so much that she is at her last breath.
Doctor! Doctor! This is all that I have.
If you can really treat my mother, even if you want my life, I will give it to you! It is all my fault, I should not have gone gambling.
Mother, it was me who angered you to death! Wu wu wu ……”

A crowd was beginning to gather around to watch the spectacle and they were all shaking their heads, 

“Jiang Ping An, let it go.
Let her rest in peace.
Hurry and prepare the funeral for your mother, and don’t gamble in the future.”

“Ah, if you knew this now, why did you act the way you were before.”

Jiang Ping An was crying rivers, breathing very irregularly and his face was blushing red.
He knelt on the ground and would not leave even when dragged.
De gui didn’t even know what to do when he was suddenly lightly pushed from behind.
A familiar voice floated over, 

“Move aside, let me see.”

He turned his head around and realized that it was Xiao Feng Wu.

Then he saw Xiao Feng Wu pull out Qian Lang-zhong’s bag of acupuncture needles that he must have found from somewhere before half kneeling on the ground to take note of Jiang’s mother’s pulse.
Then he folded a thick handkerchief a few times before prying open her mouth and used the folded handkerchief to pull her tongue out.

De Gui yelled in shock, 

“Sixteen! Don’t fool around!”

Xiao Feng Wu didn’t respond at all and instead pulled out a triangular needle used to release blood from the bag.
He turned his head to the side to avoid what was coming next, and everyone could see him poke Jiang’s mother’s tongue.
A burst of blood immediately spurted out and soaked the white handkerchief.

This caused all onlookers to freeze with fear, 

“What is he doing, the woman’s dead, and she still has to suffer this kind of treatment.”

Some of the blood had even splattered onto Xiao Feng Wu’s face.
After he finished his treatment, he went straight inside to get water to wash his face.
The moment he left, Jiang’s mother, who was lying on the ground, suddenly groaned once, and began to slowly wake up.
Opening her eyes hazily, she looked around as if she hadn’t come back to her senses yet.

Seeing her like this, Jiang Ping An froze in shock before throwing himself over with great surprise and joy,

“Mother! Mother! Look at your son! I am Ping An!”

Those who were in the crowd all shouted with curiosity, 

“Woah! What a miraculous sight! What did he do, saving someone who was already not breathing! This is even more amazing than the physicians at Qian Jin Tang!”

“This is called those who are really experts all hide amongst the people without a name to themselves.
This poor and shabby apothecary is really hiding a master among them huh.”

De Gui took the money Jiang Ping An passed to him as his mother’s treatment fee, feeling as if he was in a dream.
He didn’t care about the onlooking crowd and quickly ran into the back courtyard.
And what did he find but a Xiao Feng Wu holding onto the wall and vomiting.
The sound of it was gut wrenching and Xiao Feng Wu’s face was completely pale and white.
Xiao Feng Wu spent quite a long time like this before he was even able to straighten up.

De Gui muttered, 

“Why is he vomiting? He’s not even pregnant.”

Xiao Feng Wu couldn’t stand seeing such dirty sights, and the fact that it even spurted onto his face, he felt even worse.
This was the reason why he didn’t love being a physician.
He used a clean cloth to clean his face and then reached out towards De Gui, 

“Treatment fee, give me half.”

The rule technically was that all the money the disciples earned belonged to their master, but at this point in time, with the current state of the store, there wasn’t really any reason to say no.
De Gui happily counted half and gave it to him, 

“Ack, that woman was already not breathing, how did you save her from death?”
 
Xiao Feng Wu washed his face again, 

“That is because her anger had gone straight to her heart and the blood in her brain coagulated.
Pricking the tip of her tongue to let the blood out can save half her life, and the other half will depend on her fate.”

Then he straightened his sleeves and said, 

“I’m heading back.
I’ll come back tomorrow.”

De Gui said, 

“Ah, no dinner?’

Xiao Feng Wu’s face had been splattered with blood so how could he still have the appetite to eat.
He waved his hand in the air and then headed outside, 

“No.”

 

When he got back, it was just twilight.
Zong Bo was making dinner in the kitchen as Qin Ming Yue was dressed in his acting clothes, practicing << Qiannü’s Soul Leaves Her Body >>3.
His body was long and lean, and he looked so lonely and full of regret and hatred.
‘Ye ye ah ah’, as he sang, with his sleeves looking so gentle and soft, as if they had a soul in his hands.

Xiao Feng Wu pushed the door open and he was unexpectedly slapped across the face by Qin Ming Yue’s water sleeves.
Seeing that it was Xiao Feng Wu, Qin Ming Yue quickly pulled his sleeves back.
He lightly ‘hmph’ed at Xiao Feng Wu before turning away to head back into the house, taking off his clothes and dropping them onto a folding screen.

Xiao Feng Wu’s face was still aching in pain and his nose was still caught up in the scent of perfume.
Upon seeing this, he slightly raised his eyebrows and followed behind.
Seeing Qin Ming Yue sit in front of the mirror and not talking, he crossed his legs and said, 

“I have never seen you in a good mood every time I come back.”

Qin Ming Yue looked at the mirror and found that his face really did not have a pleasant expression and he stared back at Xiao Feng Wu, 

“You think this is a brothel? Coming and leaving as you wish, while I still have to be here to smile at you.”

Xiao Feng Wu couldn’t stop his mouth, 

“If this is a brothel, what are you?”

The moment these words left his mouth, he knew he shouldn’t have said them.
He waited for Qin Ming Yue to blow up, but the other gave no reaction at all.
The only action he took was to walk closer to Xiao Feng Wu to grab his sleeves and sniff a few times.
Only when he confirmed that there was no scent of perfume did he go sit back down.

Qin Ming Yue said, 

“Full of the scent of herbal medicine.
What did you head to the apothecary for today?”

Xiao Feng Wu really wanted to compliment him, 

“Your nose is even better than a dog’s.”

Qin Ming Yue ignored him and said,

“Your family’s been involved in the medicinal business since long ago and I could already guess that what you can do is only in this kind of business.”

Xiao Feng Wu sat up and pointed at himself, 

“Who said that.
I could even go to Cui Yun Guan hmm.
This kind of body, no matter what, I would be the titled one, the number one.”

Qin Ming Yue stood up with a bang, 

“You really are amazing huh!”

“No, couldn’t be for this life.”

 Xiao Feng Wu took off his shoes and lay onto the bed to sleep, 

“I don’t want dinner tonight.
Eat by yourself.”

Just like how the Emperor would never be in a hurry but his eunuchs would, Qin Ming Yue didn’t even know what he was mad about.
Before, Xiao Feng Wu had never liked to study and only wanted to play.
At least back then he had his family status and wealth so he could never starve to death.
But the him now, it was different! All different!

Seeing Xiao Feng Wu cover himself with blankets to sleep, Qin Ming Yue sat on the side of the bed with his eyebrows furrowed.
In a rare gesture of warmth, he gentled his voice, 

“What you want to do, then do it.
Even if you were to become a disciple, I would not stop you.
But don’t take it out on your body.
Quick, now, let’s go eat.”

Xiao Feng Wu really did not have an appetite and he couldn’t even eat a spoonful.
He closed his eyes to pretend he was sleeping, not willing to care.

Qin Ming Yue stared at the side of his face, and leaned against a bedpost.
He suddenly muttered quietly, 

“For you to be like this, what could happen in the future.”

He was after all only a lowly, tiny little theatre actor, without status or power, so he could not help at all.
Qin Ming Yue’s life was even worse than Xiao Feng Wu.
If he knew it was going to be like this, he would have sang a few more songs when he was young to earn more money.
But for whatever reason, he was getting into stitches for someone else even while his own future was still uncertain.

Qin Ming Yue quietly lay himself on top of Xiao Feng Wu as he lightly said, 

“Sixteenth Master, say, when the both of us are old, would we still be together?”

This would depend on whether Xiao Feng Wu was willing or not.
His heart had never been caught by another, and he liked to be by himself.
He could think about today, never thinking about what would happen in the future.

Xiao Feng Wu wasn’t asleep but he didn’t say anything.
Evidently, he was not willing at the present time.

Qin Ming Yue loved to sing but he was not someone with a lot of feelings, daring to love and hate.
Yet he tripped himself over Xiao Feng Wu, his heart flying onto Xiao Feng Wu and unwilling to leave, being caught without a spot to land or fly, and it was truly a difficult, hard to describe kind of pain.

Qin Ming Yue said, 

“Sixteenth Master, would you be marrying a wife and having a family in the future?”

Xiao Feng Wu thought his questions were getting more crazy as time went on.

Qin Ming Yue said again, 

“Probably going to have a family hmm.
As, after all, you would have to have an offspring.
When I was still at your estate, I had never coveted anything, and now, I could not even hope for anything at all.”

Xiao Feng Wu was too lazy to care about him.

Qin Ming Yue finally quietly said, 

“Sixteenth Master, if, in the future, you want to start a family, then let me know.
You don’t need to say it to my face, just leave me a letter, that will do.
I will leave myself, and I won’t bother you one bit.

“Did you know, I am a very jealous person, and I cannot see you being in love with someone else.
When you are by yourself, I will accompany you.
But when you are not by yourself anymore, I will pack up and leave, never to hold onto you, never to have a relationship with you……”

Xiao Feng Wu’s eyes were tightly closed, his face not showing a single expression.

He had never known that Qin Ming Yue could think like this.
Xiao Feng Wu had always seen Qin Ming Yue as so fussy and loud, but he was really gentle and weak, without much of a decisiveness in him, a little small actor who was always plunging head first into love, being twirled around in the illusion of love.
He never knew that his heart was thinking such grand ideas, thinking that what needs to end, he will end, and this, this was way stronger than what quite a few people could do.

 

Notes:

 

*1 Lang-zhong: This is similar to Lang which was referenced before but with “zhong” added to the end.
It can also reference the same thing (like gentleman/someone “respectable” (but in Xiao Feng Wu’s case, had also been used to humiliate him) and some other references like official, but mostly as a doctor/physician.

 

*2 medicine roller:

*3 Qiannü’s Soul Leaves Her Body: Might be more well known as the film A Chinese Ghost Story.